Stop start stop start

• when did jamster-hamster stop blowing raspberries to mean 'no'?
• when did she start faceplanting into the sippy cup to guzzle down water at every opportunity?
• when did she stop with the "wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa" and start back on the "ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba"?
• when did she start bursting into fits of laughter for no apparent reason whatsoever?
• when did she stop trying to pull my hair out?
• when did she start using her head and eyes to point to things she wants?
• and when will she ever stop grabbing my specatacles?

i think i've been asleep for the last few weeks.

(no. can't believe i just said that. asleep for a few weeks? i wish...)