Top 5 Tales of Vomit

#5
Fresh in (groan) at number 5 is the vomit Jambeans did last night. In bed. All over herself. A whole bowl of barely digested pasta slimed into her hair, her face, neck and back. Bits of it even managed to worm their way into her nappy. That vomit was still alive I'm sure. And she went absolutely hysterical whilst we tried to strip her off and clean it all up. This morning she said "Mummy. I need to go to hospital. Cuz I woz sick"

#4
When Auntie Ely did "This is how the lady rides" with Jambeans, also as a baby. It was just after an enormous feed. Poor auntie Ely is obviously not familiar with extreme reflux. It took 3 mussies to wipe up. We laugh about it now.

#3
When Jambeans nearly vomited in Daddy's mouth as a baby. The bf was holding her up high above his head and doing big, mouth-open ga ga noises. You can guess what happened next.

#2
Jambeans vomiting all over mummy's hair during the power cut. I slept with vomity hair all night. Queas-tastic.

#1
Only one entry from the wonder boy, but at least Felix tops the list with his amazing "let's-cover-the-sofa-n-daddy-with-more-vomit-than-you-thought-was-possible" number. it still makes me ROFLMAO.

The girlie gang

Here's the girlie gang (my best buddies from school) all sporting stick-on 'taches, which obviously seemed like a good idea at the time.

• Mary, aka Mary-Fairy, aka Mary-Aeroplane, aka Pooh
  
• married to dp's best mate from school, Leon (which is how I met dp and makes us a sort of Fred'n'Wilma'n'Barney'n'Betty type thingy)
  
• her daughter Kate was born just two days before Felix and took Olympic Gold for being the Smiliest Baby In The World
• lives in the West Country with 2 border collie crosses called Milly and Tiki
• knows no fear, her soul belongs in the mountains

• Jade, aka Pooh's best mate Piglet
  
• scandinavian blonde, the smallest and youngest of us all
• power lady, one half of a power couple
• lives in Kent with hubby, little girl and baby boy
• very sharp and witty, knows her own mind, and has most respectfully asked me not to put photos of her on the blog, so I have most respectfully said that's fine with me.

• Giselle, aka Gi, aka Gigi, aka Gi-bum, aka Dizzy Gis, aka Eeyore
• lives in Raynes Park with her brood, Oscar and Esme and hubby Dean
• half Trinidadian, her mother is bit of a firebrand, but Gigi has inherited that chilled out Caribbean vibe
  
• completely neurotic about her body and weight but OH MY GOD is she stunning

• Hannah, aka H, aka Ash, aka Tigger
• is an army Major no less
• lives somewhere, not sure where at the moment because she moves about a lot, with daughter Holly and son James
• boundless energy, one of those people who simply loves exercise (something I have never quite got my head around)
• goes to a party, talks to absolutely everyone and genuinely finds other people's lives fascinating (something I have never quite got my head around)
• missed out on the hilarity (read 'humiliation') of the tash party - this photo is the only other one i have
  

• Ely, aka Ella Bella, aka Animal (we had to borrow from Sesame Street because she was too wild a yoof for any of the Pooh characters)
• mother to Pippa and Zoe (yay for girls)
• lives in the New Forst with the girls, her hubby Simon and their scarily well-behaved border collie Ted, (probably the most obedient dog in the world)
• earth mother and the best listener i have ever known

• and me, aka N, aka Noops, aka Nupsta, aka Owl
• well you know all about me

everyone's gonna kill me - these photos are so unflattering