Life is not all rosy in suburbia

Jasmine and Felix have gone bonkers. As in proper bonkers. They will just not shut up. I swear Jasmine spends more time talking about playing some fantasy role-play imaginary game than she does actually playing her fantasy role-play imaginary game. And Felix doesn't do what I tell him at the best of times. And they just talk over each other, at each other, all the time. Most of all, they talk at me. And most of that is demanding I do stuff for them (switch it on/ blow the balloon/ pick me up/ get the toy/ put me down/ make it louder/ do it again/ switch it off/ stand up/ sit down/ yadda/ yadda/ yadda)

I have come upstairs to hide in the office so I can think for 2 seconds.

Told you he could jump

Guilty as charged

I know, I know - the blog has been sorely neglected of late...

In which Babymomma actually finishes a whole book!

A feat so incredible it deserves another exclamation mark! Took me 4 weeks, I read every single word, and what an amazingly good read it was too!