In which Felix rejects cake

I can't remember the last time Felix ate a vegetable. I *think* it was the leftover parsnip soup I made at Christmas. He doesn't eat fruit either, though he will happily taunt us by pretending to eat plastic strawberries and courgettes with much vigour. Of late, his staple diet of meat and carbs (if we're lucky) has given way to unrelenting demands for chocolate and milk, mixed with the occasional bowl of raisins. Given that he's also hit the terrible twos we've decided that if we crack his diet and get him plenty of fresh air and exercise then his behaviour will follow the path of goodness. So bf today made him carrot & courgette muffins. i.e. vegetable disguised as cake. Which Felix wouldn't so much as look at.

FAIL.