Monday 31 December 2007

Fabulous Feet

So 32 weeks gone and STILL pregnant. It's all going tremendously well.

Our Christmas holiday has been perfect, despite my former Christmas blues. We started off by having Nick, Jessica and Sophie round for a pre-Christmas lunch featuring a fabulous Rick Stein number that, for the first time, made me look like a genuine super chef. The recipe was actually ridiculously easy - the hardest bit was poaching eggs and, true to my usual lazy form, I got the bf to do that.

Christmas Day itself was just Jambeans, boyfried, me and the bump, ie NO OTHER FAMILY, ie heaven on a stick. We loaded J up with presents - one big one and a lot of small ones - which she got to open periodically throughout the day and she spent the whole day in play heaven. Boyfried and I kick started a mammoth run of film and video watching which we've barely just finished, taking in the whole Pirates of the Caribbean and Lord of the Rings series (Jasmine, for some reason, is fascinated by Gollum - I think she thinks he's a dog) as well as some more recommendable efforts like Wag the Dog and Marathon Man.

The second half of our week off has been particularly fab, most of which I attribute to my last minute pink pass (or should it be blue pass for me?) to the Sanctuary. Bf had given me a voucher for my birthday last year and I only got round to using it on the last possible day it was valid for. When I arrived I was grumpy and anxious and missing out on a visit to London Zoo (only Jasmine's second of the week) and I was still smarting at how much of my £100 voucher just went to the privilege of being able to walk through the door - £77 would you believe - but as soon as I was in and having my deluxe pedicure it all started wafting away. Having started with the crusty, crabby feet of someone "who's let themselves go a bit" I now have fabulous feet, and hands to match, and actually feel like my attractive self again (see picture - that's what I normally look like, honestly). We went round to Pedro and Lax's leaving party - the traitors are disappearing off to Oz for a year - straight after so I even had a venue to shine at.

Felix has been particularly busy this Christmas too - doubtless fuelled by all the extra holiday-season calories I've found room for. He's redoubled his disco dancing efforts and increasingly does these slow, low turns that make you feel like your centre of gravity is dropping to your feet. (Jasmine was a kickboxer - please don't ask me what the difference is. It's just definitely a different kind of kicking.) I've definitely noticed that I feel more tired and need the post lunchtime nap more than Jambeans does, and that I'm a lot more out of breath than usual, which I understand is normal, as my lungs don't have as much space as they're used to. The worst symptoms are itchy, dry, overly sensitive skin which make me very jumpy and crabby to the touch (oooh - but just read this so that seems quite normal too); and the return of the dreaded overgrown flap of gum skin behind my two front teeth which is annoying and making me lisp again.

To cap it all, Arsenal are still top of the Premiership, even though watching them play involves more stress than I am actually capable of bearing in my pregnant condition. Jambeans is turning into a good little Gunner but worryingly Felix seems to come alive when Blackburn are playing. A nice little project for us to work on when he's born methinks.

Wednesday 26 December 2007

Uncharted territory

Boxing Day 07

I am 31+2 today - more pregnant than I have ever been and in uncharted territory.

I feel like a total blimp.

Wednesday 19 December 2007

Jasmine sports a pudding bowl

Jasmine had a a long overdue haircut last week. Only problem was I did a DIY pudding bowl job on her in the kitchen. Result was neat, but she just looked like a completely different girl. In Sampson-esque fashion, the haircut took any remnant of Jasmine the Baby away with it. In my view she simply looked like a toddler from the late 70s with a half grown mullet.

I've been feeling quite mortified and guilty since. I carry very sore memories of having to sport home haircuts as a teenager and suffering shameful and cruel teasing as a result. I resolved NEVER to inflict the same on any child of mine. I realise obviously that I failed at the first hurdle and fear this is a terrible sign of more broken resolutions to come when Jasmine eventually turns 13.

That said - I've just about got used to it now and think she looks kinda cute in a cool, retro way.

A whole week of desperate post justification has nothing to do with the change in attitude, of course.

Friday 14 December 2007

major milestone

nearly forgot - jambeans let us cut her fingernails the other day. and most of her toenails the next day. hopefully this signals an end to the dubious scratch marks we've all been sporting. next mission - hair clips.

feeling glum in jolly season

finding it really hard to motivate myself today.
just wanna sleep all the time.
don't want to work any more.
don't want to plan christmas.
don't want christmas to happen fullstop.
don't want to be pregnant any more.
don't want another baby (sorry felix).
bah humbug.

Saturday 8 December 2007

Yes, we really have dressed her in a reindeer suit

Naff, kitsch, trite, exploitative, tacky and chavvy it may be.
But let's face it, she looks sooooooo cute.


Jambeans steps it up a gear


OMG have we all been sick or what? We did the mammoth trek down to the West Country where Uncle Mary and Auntie Leon were hosting LEH Christmas this year. They hired out a huuuuge B&B in 't country for all of us with loads of bedrooms for everyone - so it was a bit like being on campus at uni but all grown up and with a bunch of kids. Had a giggle, ate too much and laughed loads etc. etc. Early doors next day for the huge trek home when all of a sudden, bleuuuughhh, vomiting at the first stop, then bleeeuuugghghh, vomiting at the second stop, and bleeeuuuuggghhh, vomiting in the front garden (yes - again - but i am beginning to think regular doses of my chunder is what is making our pampas grow to enormous proportions, and no, we are not swingers, and no, when we bought it i had NO IDEA pampas grass outside your house was a sign that you were.)


Jambeans, by this time, had developed the usual snot, fever and chest wheezing symptoms of a nasty virus. So we all flaked out on our bed, when at 1am the boyfried, who is NEVER ill, got a temperature... so there we stayed for the whole of the next day, and pretty much the day after that too. I went back to work on Wednesday, but flaked out halfway through and had to come home I was so wiped out.


But we're all fine again now, including the mammoth bump i am hefting about the place. Yaaaay. And Jambeans is on super naughty form. Favourite games at the moment are:

  • turning the oven on
  • taking things out of the kitchen bin to play with
  • shredding tissue paper
  • throwing anything
  • climbing anything, especially if it is precarious
  • switching the PC off
  • being territorial about toys
  • refusing to eat fruit, veg, bread, cheese etc. and making us think she's not hungry, then happily wolfing down anything sugary or chocolatey
she's a proper toddler now. sigh. i am so proud ;-)