Thursday 17 April 2008

Taking shortcuts

I woke up today just zonkerooneyed, despite having a halfway decent amout of sleep. As a result I have been Can't Be Arsed Mum today. So by 10am Jambeans was safely installed in front of the TV watching Teletubbies. Then I pushed her to the duck pond and back and ticked off the "walk Jasmine" box even though I didn't really take her out of the buggy. Then I fed mouldy bread to Jambeans (as well as the ducks and the geese) followed by lunch at home that consisted of a whole snack pot full of biscuits, shed loads of raisins and 2 pots of yoghurt.

Best of all, because I'm so zonked, I feel NO guilt whatsoever.

It's official - I am a slummy mummy.

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