And the topic of today's suburban nightmare is

Aaarrghhh woke up this morning to find our kitchen ceiling dripping with water from a leaking pipe and add that to aaaarrrghh woke up yesterday morning to find water dripping through the loft hatch onto our landing because of a leaky roof window and aaaaarrrghhh insurance companies and call centres and you are in a queue and hold please and emergency plumbers and oooh it's gonna cost you and AAAAAARRRGGGHHHH