Thursday 8 May 2008

Penguin Massacre shocks Finchley - exclusive pictures

Horrified onlookers looked on horrified as Daddy Pig went on the rampage whilst holidaying on the sunny Living Room Floor with his family.

Taking his wife, Mummy Pig, and two helpless piglets, Peppa and George, hostage in his remote controlled convertible he ruthlessly ploughed into the cloth penguins, repeatedly reversing over them in a bloody and heartless massacre.

Five of the penguins fell fatally. Only brave number 6 penguin survived. He is now in intensive care. A spokesperson for the family said his condition is stable, but he is a skittle so you never can tell.

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