Objectively speaking, I look pretty damn hideous in a swimming costume. But yesterday, to make matters worse, I forgot to remove one of my gel-filled breast pads before getting in the pool. It had slipped further down my body and had been nestling soggily between my lower ribcage and the cossie lining. I didn't discover it until I got out to change - it was swollen beyond all recognition having absorbed at least half of the pool water, so basically it must have looked like a huge, totally misshapen, wobbly lard tumor sticking out of my side.Utterly utterly utterly revolting.
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